In a terrifying breach of national security that has left the police command in a state of paralyzed shock, the…
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DEFYING THE SUMMONS: Governors Declare Total Boycott of Senate Committees
In a move that effectively decapitates the nation’s primary financial oversight mechanism, the Council of Governors (CoG) has launched a…
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CARTELS CRUSHED: CS Duale Tightens Grip on SHA Funds With Exclusive Foreign Hospital List
In a brutal decapitation of the “medical tourism” syndicate, Health Cabinet Secretary Aden Duale has officially authorized only eight foreign…
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Judicial Handcuffs: Appellate Court Strips Inspector General of Absolute Police Control
In a seismic judicial intervention that has effectively decapitated the unilateral authority of the Inspector General of Police, the Court…
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NAIROBI GRIDLOCK: Why You Must Avoid the CBD This Sunday
Nairobi’s central nervous system is set to experience a calculated cardiac arrest this Sunday following an urgent directive to shutter…
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VERIFY OR GO BLIND—The PSK Issues Final Warning on Unlicensed Chemist Staff
In a terrifying revelation of medical Russian roulette, the Pharmaceutical Society of Kenya (PSK) has officially disowned the individuals involved…
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BLOOD ON THE BALLOT: Evurore Ward By-Election Descends Into Anarchy as Agent Brutalized
The sanctity of the democratic process in Mbeere North has been shattered following a violent eruption at a primary polling…
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Why Public Participation is About to Kill the Nairobi Power Deal
The high-stakes “backroom alchemy” between State House and City Hall has hit a terminal roadblock. What was intended to be…
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THE MISSING NOTICE: Police Claim Sifuna’s Chaotic Rallies Had No Legal Standing
In a move that redefines administrative gaslighting in Kenya’s political arena, the National Police Service has officially disowned any knowledge…
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THE IRON WALL REWARDED: Ruto Greenlights Massive Pay Rise for Prison Officers
In a move that signals a tactical fortification of Kenya’s security apparatus, President William Ruto has officially authorized a sweeping…
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